Copyright © December 2002
Table of Contents
- Tie Your Shoelaces!
- Visit a Castle!
- Soar To Fantasy!
with the New Kid on the Block!
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Tie Your Shoelaces
(aka Surviving Security)
by Marilyn King
If you are apprehensive about flying, or thinking of canceling your trip, then the current
security-screening process is a convenient and extremely persuasive excuse.
On any given day, for any particular flight, the security procedure at U.S. airports is
everything awful you can think of—time-consuming, annoying, inconsistent, infuriating,
demoralizing, offensive, ineffective, intrusive, demeaning—well, you understand what I am
saying.
The little old grandmother was sitting in a chair—with her shoes off as I walked through
security in Seattle airport. Remember to Tie Your Shoelaces!!—I was thinking. She
appeared very frazzled and upset. No, they did not find a bomb in her shoes.
When you fly today in the U.S., you may encounter a random shoe check at the security
checkpoint. Be smart—wear slip-on shoes when you fly. You don't want to hop around,
struggling with shoe-laces, while your laptop computer or carry-on luggage goes sliding
through the X-ray machine and down the belt. Note, that travelers wearing shoes with chunky
soles and heels get checked more frequently than those wearing thin-soled dress shoes. Maybe
security screeners think that it is easier to hide explosives in fat, clunky, rubber-soled
shoes.
I wasn't chosen at random this time around—but on another flight from Fort Lauderdale
airport, I was asked to open my suitcase two separate times during one check-in process. On
yet another flight (international), I was asked to remove my open-toe sandals. (Don't know
what they could have found that time)!
If you have to travel, there's only one way to deal with security. Grin and bear it, survive, and
take every precaution and use every shortcut you can think of.
The following suggestions may seem personally distasteful. After all, who wants to change
how we dress or what we wear just to accommodate these arbitrary, and, probably, ineffective
regulations? But, if we don't want our security screenings to last long enough to miss our
flight, we better know this stuff—
1—Long ago, we figured out that wearing metal jewelry and clunky watches will set
off the alarm at security. Now that the machines are set to ultra-sensitive, even watches with
minimal bits of metal-casing, crowns and strap buckles, for example, ring the bells. The
solution? Wear a cheap, plastic Swatch-type watch when you fly.
2—Traveling with a trench coat? No good! The metal grommets on the belt set off the
alarms at security checkpoints. So do metallic buttons on your favorite blazer, the metal zipper
on your jacket, your metal belt buckles, and bobby pins, hair clips, and metallic barrettes of
any kind. Your undergarments can ring bells—under-wire bras and socks with metallic threads
have been known to set off alarms. Don't spend endless minutes getting "wanded." Check
your metal before you fly.
3—Those pockets bulging with metal—coins, keys, key chains, pens, mechanical
pencils, glasses with metal frames, tin cans of mint, and even chewing gum with metallic
wrappers. Then we have the cell phones, pagers and all the other pocket-sized items we keep
close to us. Empty your pockets and bag-it with a zip-lock sandwich bag before you go
through security. Rather than throwing your items into a plastic container, one item at a
time—just toss the bag into the container, go through the screening and grab the bag when it
comes through the X-ray machine.
4—Do you have a fancy pillbox to store your medication? Or a day-by-day pill
dispenser? Leave them home. Keep all your medicines—prescriptions, as well as over-the-
counter drugs—in their original bottles. If you must travel with special paraphernalia—needles,
etc, check in advance with your airline and carry a readable doctor's note explaining your
medical condition. Then—expect to receive extra scrutiny anyway.
5—Examine your carry-on bags one more time. Check the linings, pockets all the
nooks and crannies. You may be surprised at what you find, Better, you find the Swiss Army
Knife or the stray cuticle scissors—rather than the humorless security person. Put everything in
clear, plastic zipper bags, to avoid having a stranger paw through every compartment and
cranny of your carry-on luggage. Put plastic dry-cleaner bags over your clothes. Clear plastic
toiletries and cosmetic bags or mesh packaging that doesn't obscure contents will sometimes
discourage security staffers from opening everything. If they can "see it", they're less likely to
disturb it.
6—Don't "Rush To Board." Being first in line to board isn't necessarily beneficial.
"Random" checks at the boarding gate are not particularly random at the head of the line. First
come, first searched! In fact, some airlines are known to pull aside one of the first ten
passengers for a thorough "random check". Their security staffers obviously need something
to do. So, aim to be, say, eleventh on line to board.
Enjoy your flight and don't forget to "Tie Your Shoelaces."
Visit a Castle
Kinnitty
Castle is a gothic revival
Castle located at the foothills of the Slieve
Bloom Mountains in County Offaly. About one and a half hours drive from
Dublin, Limerick and Galway, it is easily accessible from all airports. The castle's
location makes it an excellent base for touring the midlands. Birr Castle,
Clonmacnoise, Slieve Bloom Mountains, River Shannon, and Ireland's most
haunted castle, Leap Castle, are all nearby.
Fine Dining & Accommodations—
Kinnitty Castle offers a 60 seater restaurant decorated in Georgian style, a
library bar and an exquisite Louis XV Style Drawing Room. There are also two
private dining rooms where guests may enjoy gourmet cuisine in complete
privacy. The Dungeon Bar remains a vivid reminder of the castle's colourful past,
with evenings of traditional song and dance.
The 37 rooms in the
castle include 10 superior, 12 baronial and 15 standard
rooms.
Leisure Activities—Kinnitty Castle
is located within range of five of the top golf courses in the region. In addition, game fishing,
equestrian activities, tennis, game and clay pigeon shooting and walking can all be enjoyed
amid the splendour of the Slieve Bloom Mountains.
Deluxe Stay at Kinnitty Castle—$275*
Your Visit Includes:
3 nights accommodations
Full Irish breakfast daily
4 days car rental including CDW, tax & theft insurance
Custom designed itinerary
24 hours service from our Tour Planner—Destinations Ireland office in Ireland
*Price is per person, based on double occupancy. Prices are valid from 11/2002
thru 3/2003.
Prices not valid Dec. 15, 2002–Jan 1, 2003.
We work with Destinations Ireland to
provide the ultimate in custom designed tours for our clients. Ranging from self-drive to
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